I am not dead, I am simply out of touch. (It's because I have no internet at my apartment.)
I got married to the most amazing person in the whole world.
I work with the cutest and most frustrating of people: children.
...and, I'm this close (fingers almost touching) to finishing my novel. It's basically finished, so I just need to read through it once, polish it a little, and send it out to my betas. Then I guess it should be ready to send to a publisher.